Jokes Bucket

What advice to cows
give?
Turn the udder
cheek and mooooove on!

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?

A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three

days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
The horse’s
name is Friday!

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a

school ?
The deputy head !

Why did the cowboy’s car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.

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