Jokes Bucket

What do you call a robbery in China ?
A
Chinese take away !

What do you call a mayfly with a criminal

tendencies ?
Baddy long legs !

What do you get if you cross a bunch of
flowers
with a burglar ?
Robbery with violets !

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a

prisoner ?
A Kong - vict !

Why are burglars such good tennis players
?
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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