Jokes Bucket

Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis: “Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my
wrist

believe that the members of the dental

profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her
mouth and
get away with it.

Gerald: “Have you ever come across a man who,
at the
slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every
fiber of your
being?”
Mabel: “Yes, the dentist.”

A patient asked the dentist, if it
wasn’t
nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone’s mouth.
The
dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their

wallet.”

What’s worse
than having your doctor tell
you that you have VD?
Having your dentist tell you.

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