Jokes Bucket

Patient: How much to
have this tooth
pulled?
Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.

Patient:
Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.

Without
anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the

tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!

Hey, WITH pain it
costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.

Patient to Dentist: “How much to get my teeth

straightened?”
“Twenty thousand bucks” Patient heads for the
door.
Dentist to patient: “Where are you going?”
“To a plastic
surgeon to get my mouth bent.”

Young
lady to father “Daddy, when I grow
up shall I become a heart-doctor or
a tooth-doctor ”
“Dentist”
“Why father ?” “We have only one heart, but 32
teeth!”

Young Charlie
to dentist’s sexy chariside
assistant “Aha ! Are you the lady
orthodontist ?”.
The lady
replied “No, but I’ll straighten anyone’s teeth “

Dentist to parsimonious patient “No, we give
no discount for empty
spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs.
Borde!”

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