Jokes Bucket

Dentist: Just
let me finish and you will
be another man after these cosmetic
procedures.
Patient: Okay
doc, but don’t forget to send your bill to the other
man.

Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever

loved.
Assistant: Why don’t you marry her?
Dentist: I can’t
afford to. She’s my best patient.

Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You
know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s
my first extraction too.

“I came in to make an appointment with the
dentist.” said
the man to the receptionist.” “I’m sorry sir.” she
replied. “He’s
out right now, but…” “Thank you.” interrupted the
obviously
nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again
?”

While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woman came out of his inner office
smiling. Nodding to me, she
said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m
so glad to have found
a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and
understanding too.”
When seated in the dentist chair, I related the
incident to the
doctor. He laughed and explained, “Oh, that was just my
Mother.”

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