Jokes Bucket

How can you tell a male
dinosaur from a
female dinosaur?
Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if
she answers, it’s
female.

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make
sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.

Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet
lessons?
They outgrew their leotards.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
There’s
nothing else to climb in the jungle.

How can you tell a male
dinosaur from a
female dinosaur?
Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if
she answers, it’s
female.

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