Jokes Bucket

Why does a
dinosaur climb a tree?
To
get in his nest.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle

between two and four in the afternoon?
That’s when dinosaurs are
jumping out of palm trees.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two

legs?
To give the ants a chance.

Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police

force?
They can’t hide behind billboards.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks
between
his toes?
To carry his library card.

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