Jokes Bucket

Why did the dinosaur walk on two

legs?
To give the ants a chance.

Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police

force?
They can’t hide behind billboards.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks
between
his toes?
To carry his library card.

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!

Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A:
Tyrannosaurus Flex.

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