Jokes Bucket

Q: What do a coffin and a condom
have in
common?
A: They’re both filled with stiffs, one’s coming, one’s
going.

Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
common?
A: They are both substitute meats.

Q: Why is being in the
military like a blow
job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: Define Transvestite:
A: A guy who likes to
eat, drink and be Mary.

Q: What do you call kinky sex with
chocolate?
A: S&M&M.

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