Jokes Bucket

Q: Why do divorced men get married
again?
A: Bad memory.

A ninety-year-old couple decide
to get a
divorce. They go to the judge and say, “Judge, we want a
divorce.”

The judge says, “You’ve been married 70 years and now you want to
get
a divorce? Why did you wait so long?”
The couple say in
unison, “Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were
dead.”

A ninety-year-old couple decide
to get a
divorce. They go to the judge and say, “Judge, we want a
divorce.”

The judge says, “You’ve been married 70 years and now you want to
get
a divorce? Why did you wait so long?”
The couple say in
unison, “Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were
dead.”

My husband and I divorced over
religious
differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn’t.

Question: Why is divorce so

expensive?
Answer: Because it’s worth it.

A hillbilly walked into an attorney’s office
wanting to file for
divorce.
Attorney: “May I help you?”

Hillbilly: “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces”.

Attorney: “Well do you have any grounds?”

Hillbilly: “Yea, I got
about a hundred acres.”

Attorney: “No, you don’t understand, do
you have a case?”

Hillbilly: “No, I don’t have a Case, but I
have a John Deere.”

Attorney: “I mean, do you have a grudge?”

Hillbilly: “Yea, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John
Deere.”

Attorney: “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”

Hillbilly: “Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.”

Attorney: “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”

Hillbilly: “No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.”

Attorney: “Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?”

Hillbilly:
“No she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a
nagger
. That’s why I want this dayvorce.”

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