Jokes Bucket

Q: What’s got four legs and no ears?
A: Mike
Tyson’s dog.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his “paw.”

Why does the Hound of the
Baskervilles turn
round and round before he lies down for the night?
Because he’s the
watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What do you
get if you cross a labrador and a
tortoise ?
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and
bring back last
weeks paper !

What is the
best way to follow a lost dog’s
paw prints?
With a track-tor!

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