Jokes Bucket

Why do
elephants live in the
jungle?
Because it’s out of the high rent district.

Why don’t elephants like martinis?
Have
you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?

Why are elephants large, grey and
wrinkly?
Because if they were small round and white, they would be

aspirins.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to
caviar?
Because they’re easier to get at the ballpark.

What does a bald elephant
wear for a
toupee?
A sheep.

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