Jokes Bucket

Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it
was under the elephants foot.

What do you get if
you cross an elephant
with the abominable snowman?
A jumbo yeti.

How does an elephant go up a tree?
It
stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How
do you make an elephant sandwich?

First of all, you get a very large loaf…

Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a
ton in the highway.
Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to
yield right of way.

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