Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
Egyptian woman?
A: “Come behind the pyramid, and I’ll make you a
mummy!”
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they
come
upon a rotting, dead camel.
“Well,” said the
Englishman, “I support the Liverpool football club,
so I’ll eat the liver.”
“I support the Hearts club,” said the Scotsman, “so I’ll eat
the
heart.”
“I support Arsenal,” said the Irishman, “but I
seem to have lost my
appetite.”
What do you get when you cross a Cuban
and
a Pollock?
Ricky Retardo
Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the
phone systems in China?
A: Because there are so many Wings and so
many Wongs that someone’s
always Winging the Wong number.
What is
the Cuban national anthem?
”Row Your Boat!”
