Jokes Bucket

Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
Egyptian woman?
A: “Come behind the pyramid, and I’ll make you a
mummy!”

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are

wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they
come
upon a rotting, dead camel.

“Well,” said the
Englishman, “I support the Liverpool football club,
so I’ll eat the liver.”

“I support the Hearts club,” said the Scotsman, “so I’ll eat
the
heart.”

“I support Arsenal,” said the Irishman, “but I
seem to have lost my
appetite.”

Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?

A: Because it was too cold outside.

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy

are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine
off
the cliff. ”Why did you do that?”asked the other men.
”We have
plenty of fine wine in France,” said the man. Next, the
Cuban guy
throws a box of fine cigars off the cliff. ”Why did
you do that?”
asked the other men. ”We have plenty of cigars in
Cuba,” said the
Cuban man. Finally, the American man pickes up
the Cuban man and
throw’ him off the cliff. ”What did you do
that for?” asked the French
man. ”We have plenty of Cubans in
America,” answered the American
man.

Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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