Jokes Bucket

Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.

Harry: Do you think so?
Fred: Yes. It’s so thick that if you tell her
a joke, five minutes
after she’s stopped laughing her face is
still smiling!

Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that
when a tear
rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and
rolls straight up
again?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll
make an
exception.

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face

and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. “if I ever
stop
hating girls,” said one to the other, “I think I’ll stop hating
her
first.”

A woman just back from Arizona was telling her
friends
about the trip.
“When my husband first saw the Grand
Canyon, his face dropped a
mile,” she said.
“Why, was he
disappointed with the view?”
“No, he fell over the edge.”

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