Jokes Bucket

Fred’s new girlfriend uses such
greasy
lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a
better
grip.

Boy: You’ve
got a face like a million
dollars.
Girl: Have I really?
Boy: Yes ? it’s green and wrinkly.

A little boy came running into the kitchen. “Dad,
dad,” he
said, “there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly
face.”
“Tell him you’ve already got one,” said his father.

Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces.

Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that.
Witch: It is
when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being
pulled.

Teacher: What
a glum face, what would you say
if I came to school with a face like
yours ?
Pupil: I’d be too
polite to mention it !

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