Jokes Bucket

“Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a

werewolf! Is that true?”
“No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your
face.”

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Once there was a church that
had a bell that
no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the
priest if he
could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight
into
the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked

priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the

bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.

“Congregation,” the priest said before the assembled masses. “Does

anybody know this boy’s name? Because I don’t know him, but his face

rings a bell.”

I don’t know where you got your face
from,
but i hope you have the receipt.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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