Jokes Bucket

Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull
corn by the ears.

What did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once ?
I’m on the horns of a dilemma here !

Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !

What did the farmer say when he lost his
tractor
?
Wheres my tractor!

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he’s not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind,
the pig vane keeps pointing toward
the feed trough.

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