Jokes Bucket

What is the difference between a dressmaker and
a
farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers
what he
sows.

How does a farmer send messages?
By
e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Did you hear about the farmer
who fed
crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

Camp Woodland was across the
road from a
dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.
‘Is that bull safe?’
someone asked the farmer.
‘Safer than you are!’ was his answer.

Camper: Is it easy to milk
a
cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.

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