Jokes Bucket

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When

he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly
gates.
He told himself, “I’m a fire chief, I’m not going to wait in
line.”

He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, “Let
me in. I’m a
fire chief.” The angels replied, “You’ll have
to
wait in line like everyone else, sir.”

While waiting at the back
of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red
lights and a man got
out wearing a white
helmet that said “CHIEF”. The angels popped to
attention and let the
chief enter heaven. The waiting fire
chief
was pissed and went to talk to the angels.

He asked, “Why did you
let that fire chief go through and not me?” To
which the angels
replied, “You have it all
wrong, sir. That’s God, he just thinks he’s
a Fire Chief.”

A fireman and
policeman died and both
went to heaven where they were issued their wings with
the
warning
that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off.
Well,
everything went well for some time then
one day they passed
a very attractive and well put together young lady.
As the fireman
turned to watch her
pass his wings fell off. When he bent over to
pick them up the
policemans wings fell off.

Q: Did you know that the three wise men
were firemen?

A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).

here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen
who always went bird hunting
together and they always rented
a
hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would

always hold point and find any
birds they shoot. One year they
did’t go hunting and the farmer rented
Rex out to some Corona City
Firemen
who used him that season. The next year the Riverside guys
went to rent
Rex from the farmer for hunting but
the farmer had
bad news for them. He told them Rex was no longer any
good for
hunting and didn’t have a
replacement for him and to tell the Corona
firemen they were not
welcome there any more and that if he saw
them
he would probably shoot them for what they did to Rex. The R.F.D.

guys asked the farmer what the
Corona boys did that could be so bad.
Well the farmer said last year
when they rented Rex it all started
off fine
until one of the Corona guys decided to rename him. We
ll whats wrong
with that they asked. The farmer said
they
renamed him CHIEF and now all he does is sit on his ass and bark
all the
time.

Three firefighters
went out on a
hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief.
The weather
was
misrable and they hadn’t seen any deer all day. They came across
an
old shack where they went inside to play
a game of poker.
After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down
his cards and
said “that does it! I am
going out to get me a deer.” Fifteen minutes
later, the rookie came
back with a nice four point buck.
The
captain and chief asked, “how did you get that?” The rookie replied,

“I walked out fifty feet, followed some
tracks and shot this buck”.
The captain then said, “I’ve had enough
of this I am going to get
my deer.” He
came back a half hour later with a 6-point buck. The
chief asked, “how
did you get that?” The captain replied,
“I walked
out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this
buck.” The
chief not wanting to be out done
said “I am out of here, I am g
oing to bag the biggest buck of the
day.” He came back an hour
later, all mangled
up and bloody. The rookie and captain asked, “what
happened to you?”
The chief replied, “I walked out there
five
hundred feet, followed some tracks, and got hit by a
train.”

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