Jokes Bucket

Q: Why don’t Deputy Fire Marshals look
out
the window in the morning?
A: So they have something to do in
the afternoon.

Q: What word begins with the letter “F”
and ends
in “UCK”?
A: FIRETRUCK.

Q. A fireman had
two sons. What did he
name them?
A. Hosea and Hoseb

The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town

had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his
friends and
family started toward their cars.
However, they stopped
because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard
from the
grave.
As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, “Don’t

worry… it’s just the dispatcher toning him out.”

A firefighter died and went to hell where
he finds
a wall of clocks.
After seeing all these clocks on a
wall, with his friends names under
them, he asked the devil, what the
clocks mean?
“That’s easy, each time one of your friends mess up on
earth, their
clock speeds up one hour.” says the devil.
“I
don’t see the Chiefs clock anywhere?” the fireman says.
The devil
replied, “Oh him, we have his down in the basement, we’re
using it for a
fan.”

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