Jokes Bucket

Why are oranges like bells?
You can peel
(peal) both of them.

How can you tell the
difference between a can
of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
Read the label.

Camper: There’s
something wrong with my hot
dog.
Cook: Don’t tell me. I’m not a veterinarian.

A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered
two
slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with

lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.
‘Would you like a
cherry on the top ?’ asked the waitress.
‘No, thanks,’ said the
girl, ‘I’m on a diet !’

What did the ice cream say
to the unhappy
cake?
“Hey, what’s eating you?”

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