Jokes Bucket

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown

one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big

father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her,
squashing her
into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”

An elderly couple were killed in an
accident
and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint
Peter.
“Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts,

swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just

stop by any of the many bars located throughout the
area.”

“Heck, Gloria,” the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, “we

could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t heard about all that

stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!”

Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. He
was feeling crummy!

Q: What do you call cheese that’s not
yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

What’s a doll’s favorite food? Barbie-Q!

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