Jokes Bucket

Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving

cermony ?
The Brit Awarts !

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Open toad
sandals !

Once upon a time, a
beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said
to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an
evil witch
put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back
into a
prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and

you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and

forever feel happy doing so.” That night, while the princess dined on frog

legs,she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He

spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the
frog
what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand.
“What’s
that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So,
Mr.
Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the
situation.
The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had
for the loan and
the frog held out his hand. “Oh,” said the manager,
“that’s a
knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan.”

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