Jokes Bucket

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly

flat?
You use a spirit level.

What do you call a ghost in a torn

sheet?
A holy terror.

When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before
someone screams.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a
ghastly station.

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