Jokes Bucket

What did the really ugly man do for a living?

He posed for Halloween masks.

What happened to the girl who
wore a
mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween

parties?
Because there’s lots of school spirit!

Why
did the wizard wear a yellow robe to
the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.

What do witches eat at Halloween?

Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil’s food cake and Boo-berry pie.

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