Jokes Bucket

What did General
Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

“What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
and Christopher Columbus all
have in common? They were all born on
holidays.”

Woman: Why are you begging for a
quarter?
Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a
dollar.

When were King Arthur’s army too tired to
fight
?
When they had lots of sleepless knights !

What was Camelot famous for ?
It’s knight
life !

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