Jokes Bucket

How do jockeys determine which
racehorses
are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!

Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse

Trek”
Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore

Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse:
Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
They
have to tow the line!

Who did the breeder call when his horse was

possessed by an evil spirit?
An exhorsist!

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