Jokes Bucket

A husband and wife were shopping when the wife

said, “Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we
buy
for her? She would like something electric.” The husband replied,
“How
about a chair?!?”

How many bankers does it take to change a light
bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the

combination.the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for
that tooth?”
“Chocolate, please,” replied the youngster.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?
…The
dive-in

Who does a ghoul fall in
love with?
His
ghoul friend.

What’s a cow’s favourite love

song?
When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.

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