Jokes Bucket

I live in a semi-rural area. We

recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office
to
request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The
reason:
Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted
them to cross
there.

Police in Oakland, California spent two

hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself
inside
his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers
discovered that
the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come
out and give
himself up.

Kennen was having a drink in a saloon
when his neighbor,
Stakely, came rushing in.

“Ah think
somebody’s stealin’ yore pickup truck!” the man said
breathlessly.

Kennan ran outside, but came back right away.

“Well, did
yew stop him?” asked Stakely.

“Naw!” said the redneck. “He was
too fast. But Ah got his license
plate before he got away!”

He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is
someone who keeps track of your
age!

According to the
Knight-Ridder News
Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S.

Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The

bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey,

abbreviated, “Wash. Biol. Surv.” until the agency received the
following
letter from an Arkansas camper: “Dear Sirs: While camping last
week I
shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the
cooking
instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was

horrible.”

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