Jokes Bucket

Swedish
business consultant Ulf af
Trolle labored 11 years on a book about
Swedish economic solutions.
He took the 175-page manuscript to be copied,
only to have it
reduced to 25,000 strips of paper in seconds when a
worker confused the
copier with the shredder.

I live in a semi-rural area. We

recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office
to
request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The
reason:
Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted
them to cross
there.

Police in Oakland, California spent two

hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself
inside
his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers
discovered that
the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come
out and give
himself up.

During a break on a North Dakota office

building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle.

“Ah heard the boys is gonna strike,” he said.

“What
fer?” asked Pyle.

“Shorter hours.”

“Good fer them!” said
the redneck. “Ah always did think sixty
minutes was too long fer an
hour!”

Kennen was having a drink in a saloon
when his neighbor,
Stakely, came rushing in.

“Ah think
somebody’s stealin’ yore pickup truck!” the man said
breathlessly.

Kennan ran outside, but came back right away.

“Well, did
yew stop him?” asked Stakely.

“Naw!” said the redneck. “He was
too fast. But Ah got his license
plate before he got away!”

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