Jokes Bucket

What insect lives on nothing?
A moth,
because it eats holes.

How do you make a moth bawl?
Hit him with a
fly swatter.

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a

saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up

from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my

dog?”

Where do you take a sick wasp?
To
waspital

Where do you take a sick wasp?
To
waspital.

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