Jokes Bucket

Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a

barrel of potatos.

- In this day and age, the army should have a
machine to peel potatos,
complains Ivanov.

- Absolutely,
answered the sergeant. And you are its latest
model.

Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a

barrel of potatos.

- In this day and age, the army should have a
machine to peel potatos,
complains Ivanov.

- Absolutely,
answered the sergeant. And you are its latest
model.

Q. “Why do the commodes in
Marine
barracks have the cut-out type seats?”
A. “So that if the seat falls while
they’re drinking, it won’t smack
them in the back of the head”

Q. “Why does the Navy put
Marines on
board ships?”
A. “Because sheep would be too obvious”

Q: “What has
an IQ of 42?”
A: “40
Marines plus their lieutenant”

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