Jokes Bucket

‘Five dollars for one question!’ said the girl
to the fortune-teller.
‘That’s very expensive,isn’t it
?’
‘Next!’

My sister fell in love at second
sight. When
she first met him she didn’t know how rich he
was

Why did your sister feed money to her cow
?
Because she wanted to get rich milk.

A little monster was learning to play the

violin,’ I’m good, aren’t I?’ he asked his big brother.
‘You
should be on the radio,’ said his brother.
‘You think I’m that
good?’
‘No, I think you’re terrible, but if you were on the radio, I
could
switch you off !

Money jokesA
business man called and had a question about the
documents he needed in
order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion
about passports, I
reminded him he needed a visa. “Oh no I don’t,
I’ve been to China many
times and never had to have one of those.”
I double checked, and sure
enough, his stay required a visa. When I
told him this he said, “Look,
I’ve been to China four times and
every time they have accepted my
American Express.”

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