Jokes Bucket

How do you stop a monster digging up your

garden?
Take his spade away.

What should you do if a monster runs

through your front door?
Run through the back door.

What’s big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has
sixteen wheels?
A monster on roller-skates.

Mr Monster:
Oi, hurry up with my supper.

Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I’ve only got three pairs of

hands

FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I
counted
the rings under her eyes.
BERT MONSTER: That’s nothing. My
sister’s tongue is so long, she can
lick an envelope after she’s
posted it.

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