Jokes Bucket

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’ !

Why do mice have long tails ?
Well, they’d
look silly with long hair !

What kind of musical instrument do
mice play
?
A mouse organ !

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
freezer ?
Mice cubes !

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami
mice !

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