Jokes Bucket

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to
chorus?
A: He wanted to sing higher!

Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a

violin?
A: You get light music.

A down and out musician was playing his

harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman

asked, “May I please see your permit?” I don’t have one,”
confessed
the musician. “In that case, you’ll have to accompany
me.”
“Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”

One day the bass player hid one of the

drummer’s sticks.
The drummer said, “finally! After being a drummer for
so long,
now I am a conductor!”

What is musical and
handy in the
supermarket.
A Chopin Lizst.

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