Jokes Bucket

Q: How many conservatives does it take to
change a light
bulb?
A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on
the merit of the previous
bulb.

Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
in a light
bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to
hand out leaflets.
A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to
realize that the old one has
burnt out.

Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take
to change
a lightbulb ?
A: None. “Well it’s not really a
question of should we change it or
should we not change the lightbulb,
but more a question of…(blah blah
waffle)”

What do cannibal say when they say
grace?
”We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!”

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first
meet?

They were both dating the same girl in high school.

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