Jokes Bucket

Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
The
tropigs!

Where did the piglets study their ABC’s?
At a
school for higher loining.

Why didn’t the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his

own?
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic
Man and the
Blonic Woman.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?
They
thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on
the
dotted swine.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
It
was Saint Patrick’s Day.

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