Jokes Bucket

Why do pigs run into trees?
To shake out the
alligators.
I’ve never seen an alligator In a tree.
That’s
because the pigs do such a good job.

Why do pigs love Halloween?
There’s lots of
hogsgobblin.

Why do pigs like February 14th?
They get lots
of Valenswines.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?
They
thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on
the
dotted swine.

Why did the piglets get in trouble in
their
biology class?
They ate all the specimens.

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