Jokes Bucket

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why doesn’t Santa hitch
his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don’t have red noses.

Why didn’t the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his

own?
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic
Man and the
Blonic Woman.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?
They
thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on
the
dotted swine.

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their

stained glass class?
They stained it with mud.

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