Jokes Bucket

Q: What’s the difference between a violist and
a
dressmaker?
A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Following some duty overseas, the officers at
the Fort were
planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit.
Being an all male
combat force, they decided to request coeds from
some of the surrounding
colleges to attend. The Captain called
Vassar and was assured by the
Dean that arrangements could be made to
send over a dozen of their most
trustworthy students.

The
Captain hesitated, then said, “Would it also be possible to send a

dozen or so of the other kind?”

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
jam?
Because the top said, “Twist to open.”

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With
his North Pole-aroid.

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