Jokes Bucket

Police officer: And what do you think you

are doing on this road, Dracula?
Dracula: Looking for the main
artery, officer.

The police are looking for a
thief with one
eye
Why don’t they use two?

A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license.

After looking it over, he said to her, “Lady, it stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses.”

“Well, I have contacts,” the woman replied.

“Look lady, I don’t care who you know,” snapped the officer. “You’re getting a ticket.”.

Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
The
tropigs!

Where did the piglets study their ABC’s?
At a
school for higher loining.

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